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Humour What Would [insert your Deity here] Do?
               > (For those of us with myth-terious backgrounds...)
               >
               > Many folks, when faced with a difficult choice, say that
               they always ask
               > themselves, "WWJD?" As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would
               Jesus Do?"
               >
               > Now, for those of non-Christian religious persuasions, we
               have...
               >
               > WWAD?
               > (A= Artemis) Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his
               barking hounds.
               > (A= Athena) Stare him down (then beat the crap out of
               them...in a logical
               > manner.)
               > (A= Apollo) Test their musical skills... in a fair
               contest.
               > (A= Aphrodite) Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?
               > (A= Astarte) Make love AND war.
               (A=Aonghais) Paint his face blue bare his arse , break a
               bottle and utter the
               challange "cum intae ma brew, ya tea bag"
               (translated to head butt me if you are brave enough or
               Glasgow Kiss)
               > WWBD?
               > (B= Bacchus) Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
               > (B= Britannia) Rule!
               > (B= Buddha) Does it matter? If you are enlightened it
               doesn't. If you are
               > not enlightened it still doesn't.
               > WWCD?
               > (C= Ceres) Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.
               > (C= Ceridwen) Stir it up one more time.
               > (C= Chaos) No one is quite sure... but it will be messy
               and... interesting.
               > (C= Cthulu) Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.
               > WWDD?
               > (D= Demeter) Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her
               daughter back
               by10
               > p.m.! (And don't even THINK of laying a hand on her!)
               > (D= Discordia) Here... have an apple... IF you are the
               fairest!
               > WWED?
               > (E= Ereshkigal) Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.

               > (E = Elueusinians) It's a mystery!
               > WWFD?
               > (F= Flora) Say it with flowers.
               > (F= Fortuna) Play the lottery.
               > WWGD?
               > (G= Gaia) Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.

               > (G=Ganesha) Saddle up his rat.
               > WWHD?
               > (H= Hades) Tell them to go to Hell.
               > (H= Hecate) Show them the right path... or is it the left?

               > (H= Hera) She'd get jealous.
               > (H= Hercules) He'd labor to come up with an answer.
               > (H= Herne) Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
               > WWJD?
               > (J= Janus) Look the other way.
               > (J= Jupiter) Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.
               > WWKD?
               > (K= Kali) Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood
               and dance on their
               > trembling corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.
               > (K= Kwan Yin) Show them some mercy.
               > WWLD?
               > (L= Loki) Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens,
               "borrow" some
               > jewelry, change into a seal and steal some apples. For
               starters.
               > (L= Luna) Moon them!
               > WWMD?
               > (M= Mithras) Cut the bull!
               > (M= Mars) Suit up for battle.
               > (M= Mercury) Change his mind... again.
               > WWND?
               > (N= Narcissus) Huh? Is there someone else here?
               > WWPD?
               > (P= Pan) Tell them to pipe down or fuck off.
               > (P= Pluto) Hump Minnie's leg.
               > (P=Priapus) Rise to the occasion.
               > WWSD?
               > (S=Sekhmet) Drown her sorrows in blood.
               > (S= Set) You don't want to know but it won't be nice.
               > (S=Shiva) Smoke some weed and dance the night away.
               > WWTD?
               > (T= Thor) Hammer it out.
               > WWVD?
               > (V= Vesta) Keep the home fires burning.
               > (V= Vulcan) Live long and prosper. (Hey, this took a
               while! I was just
               > checking to see if you got this far. After all, I
               suffered for this; now
               > it's your turn!)
               > WWYD?
               > (Y= Yahweh) "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the
               burning bush already!
               > OY!
               > WWZD?
               > (Z= Zeus) By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!

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